More of those special moments that pet owners know only too well!!!
City officials come to your home and say "Your dogs are barking." And you can't figure out what the problem is.
Complete strangers call you on the phone to ask questions because they heard you were a" dog person"
You cut your vacations to 3 day weekends only.
Dog crates double as chairs and/or tables in your family room
Everyone at the office is eager to know if the dogs are all right because you were late for the meeting
First time visitors wonder aloud: "Do you smell something?" and you really don't
When holidaying you say, "let's get out the map and see what else is interesting in that area..." or "Let's go on a walking tour or Savannah so we can bring the dogs along" and "now what hotel chains allow dogs?"
You introduce your dog to the photographer and ask "would you like to kiss Fido also?"
It takes an entirely separate garbage can to handle the poop
It's easier to get a hairdresser's appointment for yourself than it is to get one for your dog.
You are on an email list with other dog people and each one of them feels like more than family.
Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.
More than half your grocery money goes to dog food and treats
Most of your social life is with other dog people.
Most of your vacation pictures are of dogs around the world.
No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).
No one wants to ride in your car because they know they'll get dog hair on their clothes.
Nobody's feet are allowed on the furniture, but your dogs are welcome to sleep on any piece they so choose
On your 1040 form all your charitable donations are to Humane Societies, Shelters and Rescue groups.
On your Christmas list to 'Santa' you only want crooks, whistles, jumps, doggie sweater, doggie 'gum ball machine', a place to have sheep, and oh yes, the sheep.
One of your vet files is labeled "Other"
You order 250 Xmas photos of just the dog, no family in photos.
You order 5x7 photos of the kids and order 16 x20 of SPOT.
Overnight guests (who share your bed) are offended by having to sleep with you and the dog(s)
Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.
Relative solidity of dog excrement is a suitable topic for discussion in mixed company.
Tax rebates go to "the dog fund" or a spending spree through the supply catalogs.
The cost of boarding your furkids equals that of your entire vacation
The dog's kibble is stored in 45 gallon garbage cans, and the water is kept in a bucket with it's own drip tray under it. (Score extra if you have had a water tap installed over the bucket to save time, or [for longhaired breeds] if you keep a towel lying permanently on the floor to soak up drips and squeegee around with your foot.)